BULLIES come in all ages

BULLIES come in all ages
(click to see movie trailer)

Surround yourself with positive people,
energy, and situations;
always avoid negativity.


Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
So, love the people who treat you right.

Forgive, and then forget about the ones who don't.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Happy Friday

I'm sure everyone is ready for the weekend. Of course when you're retired, the weekend means one thing: STAY HOME! We try to get all of our errands and running around completed before Friday. Us retired folks operate too slowly to compete in traffic, stores, restaurants, etc. with working people who are always rushing, rushing, rushing.

When you find time, check out this link for an adorable puppy lullaby-
Take a deep breath, relax and enjoy it.
Thanks, Maddie's and Lillie's Mom:

I received this Blonde joke from my good, old friend, Ms. Cindy-O and had to share it... Remember, it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile!!!!

Happy weekend!!!!

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.'

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No...... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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