This one cracks me up.
Bah ha ha ha ha!!!~S
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "I drink a bottle of wine each night before bed. Apart from that, I drink a gallon of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing!", said the doctor. "How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
(I've got to keep Sassy away from the internet...~K)