This one cracks me up.
Bah ha ha ha ha!!!~S
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "I drink a bottle of wine each night before bed. Apart from that, I drink a gallon of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing!", said the doctor. "How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
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(I've got to keep Sassy away from the internet...~K)
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11 comments:
Sassy you go girl...don't let Mom take away your internet privies HA love the joke!!
Kit what a beautiful picture of your parents on their wedding day. You have your Mom's lovely smile and your handsome Dad's beautiful hair!
Cecilia
I love Sassy's humor!! And I guess I better lay off the wine....
That is funny!!
Where in the world did you find this picture of me? LOL
Chester's Mom
Hey, if you're mom gets to go to Alaska and fool around with hundreds of other dogs, I think you should be allowed internet access!!
Woofs and worldly slobbers!
Chester
That is very funny. Sent out your package today, sorry for the delay, mom has been very tired after work. Should arrive next week sometime. =)
Harooos to woo! That is some kinda ugly...Sure hope that hooman doesn't come to see me! I see woo live in N.Ga! This pack lives in Chattanooga!
Jedi
*may the force be with woo*
Is Sassy a 2-toe typist? What a dog!
Bette - CTAntique
Hey...I just saw her at Wal-Mart yesterday! I'm sure it was her...she was the greeter.
That Sassy, she's quite a girl. Hug her for Ninny!
Ok, I do none of that, so what's my excuse?
Vicki
Thanks for a good chuckle!
Hugs!
Kat
This Sassy Says was really popular! Glad I could be part of it. LOL SH
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