BULLIES come in all ages

BULLIES come in all ages
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Surround yourself with positive people,
energy, and situations;
always avoid negativity.

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Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
So, love the people who treat you right.

Forgive, and then forget about the ones who don't.


Thursday, March 26, 2009

Sassy Says

This one cracks me up.
Bah ha ha ha ha!!!~S

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "I drink a bottle of wine each night before bed. Apart from that, I drink a gallon of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing!", said the doctor. "How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

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(I've got to keep Sassy away from the internet...~K)

Happy Trails,

11 comments:

cecilia_upchurch said...

Sassy you go girl...don't let Mom take away your internet privies HA love the joke!!

Kit what a beautiful picture of your parents on their wedding day. You have your Mom's lovely smile and your handsome Dad's beautiful hair!
Cecilia

Shellmo said...

I love Sassy's humor!! And I guess I better lay off the wine....

Elizabeth Bergesen said...

That is funny!!

Chester's Mom said...

Where in the world did you find this picture of me? LOL
Chester's Mom


Hey, if you're mom gets to go to Alaska and fool around with hundreds of other dogs, I think you should be allowed internet access!!

Woofs and worldly slobbers!
Chester

Mason Dixie said...

That is very funny. Sent out your package today, sorry for the delay, mom has been very tired after work. Should arrive next week sometime. =)

Painter Pack said...

Harooos to woo! That is some kinda ugly...Sure hope that hooman doesn't come to see me! I see woo live in N.Ga! This pack lives in Chattanooga!

Jedi
*may the force be with woo*

Anonymous said...

Is Sassy a 2-toe typist? What a dog!

Bette - CTAntique

Liz said...

Hey...I just saw her at Wal-Mart yesterday! I'm sure it was her...she was the greeter.

That Sassy, she's quite a girl. Hug her for Ninny!

Anonymous said...

Ok, I do none of that, so what's my excuse?

Vicki

justabeachkat said...

Thanks for a good chuckle!

Hugs!
Kat

Anonymous said...

This Sassy Says was really popular! Glad I could be part of it. LOL SH