BULLIES come in all ages

BULLIES come in all ages
(click to see movie trailer)

Surround yourself with positive people,
energy, and situations;
always avoid negativity.

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Life is too short to wake up with regrets.
So, love the people who treat you right.

Forgive, and then forget about the ones who don't.


Saturday, January 31, 2009

Why Some Men Have Dogs and Not Wives


Top 14 reasons some men have dogs and not wives:


1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it never takes half of your stuff.


8 comments:

countryliving said...

That was funny!!!! True....

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Love the picture, too.
Janet

countryliving said...

They say dogs and their owners resemble one another..........

Samantha: said...

Oh how funny - I love the photo of you with your "man"! But what your papa wrote was a riot - and, I fear, too brutally true, which is what makes it so funny!
Love and Licks,
Sammie

Mason Dixie said...

That was so funny, my moms BF laughed and said all were true. he he. =)

Edie and Gus said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Gus, Bloodhound of Alaska

Pies Placek said...

Superb text, many thanks.

Chester's Mom said...

Somehow I missed this post from you. Very true but I will have to defend my gender with the quote I have at my desk:
"The more I know about men, the more I like dogs"
by Gloria Alfred